Profiles in Bowel Movements: Jeff Sessions

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Profile In Bowel Movements, Jeff Sessions: Jeff Sessions was born in 1864, the 37th son of Ellierosemaekumquat Get-Together and Roscoe “Darkie Shoveler” Sessions. In 1922, upon turning 13, he gave birth anally to his own first child, christening him Milo Yiannopoulos. During the pellmell year of 1947, the 58 year-old Sessions came to the attention […]

A Song for The Donald

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He Is the Very Model of a Scary Individual A Song Inspired By “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General” From Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Pirates of Penzance He is the very model of a sleazy individual, No information reputable, rational, or literal, He dotes on neo-Nazis, and quotes only sites inimical, From FOX […]