This online list thing annoys the bejesus out of me. It’s infantile reportage; click-hungry peek-a-boo; a cheap incitement for us to (briefly; minimally) engage with the inane and the mediocre.
I promised myself I would not succumb to the trend. I failed.
From now on, it’s all lists for me.
These 5 Pictures Will Forever Change the Way You Look at Genital Warts.
The 10 Most Startling Things Ever Said by a Freudian Impersonating Santa Claus.
9 Ways to Achieve Orgasm While Running from Antonin Scalia.
Here are 4 Good Reasons to Leave Competitive Shoplifting.
14 Ways to Know For Sure Your Fiancé Ate All the Snausages.
The 2 Best Ways to Reduce Humanity to Binary Categories.
A Doctor Debunks the Anthropophagus Diet in 8 Scrumptious Steps.
Never Say These 3 Things to Your Mother-In-Law After Bedtime.
12 Hilarious Comebacks to Mother Theresa (No. 9 Will Make You Pee).
Mixologists: 7 Stress-free Ways to Beat them to Death.
The 1 Pick-Up Line to Use on a Shut-In.
11 More Reasons to Tickle a Nun.
Carbuncles: 6 Lucrative Measures of Success.
These 13 Tweets Will Destroy Your Faith in Differential Calculus.
And now I’m going to drink myself into a coma.