The Madison/Tanner Diaries: Summer Camp

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Mary and Harry, a Couple of Creepy Dolls

OMG!! It’s almost the end of summer, and that can only mean ONE THING!! Vacation time for ME and vacation time for my adorable bundles of Cream and Chocolate, little MADISON and little TANNER!! The REAL QUESTION, the one that NAGGED like a big ol’ NAGGYPANTS, was WHERE to send the YOUNGSTERS?!?!?!?! They have already been EVERYWHERE and done EVERYTHING!!!! In the LAST THREE summers ALONE they have ATTENDED:

The SAM SHEPARD MEMORIAL BACK BOG BEAST BAIT camp.

ARC-WELDER VASECTOMY camp.

JUNIOR REVENGE-FANTASY camp.

CALLIGRAPHY for the PAROXYSMAL camp.

DRINK AWAY YOUR CIRRHOTIC FIBROSIS camp.

DÉJÀ RACONTÉ and the HUBRIS of CLINICIANS camp.

pmac NOSAER DOOG ON ROF SDRAWKCAB FFUTS GNIDAER.

REGURGITATING MASTICATED SILAGE for MOTHERLESS HATCHLINGS camp.

Exactly WHAT IS LEFT?!?!?!?! Oh, but we were FLUMMOXED for a spell, I can TELL YOU THAT!!!

But then—INSPIRATION! Can YOU GUESS?!?!? RIGHT!!!! BIBLE CAMP!!!!! I was excited!! And little MADISON and little TANNER were positively THRILLED!! PERFECT!! And so, YESTERDAY, my delectable little Parcels of Bliss were PACKED UP and off to the NEW LIFE & OUR LADY OF INCONTINENT SHREWDNESS LOCKED & LOADED for OUR MIGHTY LORD JESUS BIBLE CAMP!!!!!! Can’t wait to hear about their FIRST WEEK!! I am just GIDDY with ANTICIPATION!!! STAY TUNED!!!

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